she's a 10
i'm sub zero
perfect in
every drop
i can't win
but loves a hero
make'n her blind
SHE thinks i'm hot

rita's round
soft and cute though
NOW SHE FOUND
a lonely cop
every pound
her man won't let go
cause love don't know when to stop

she too cold
put it her the oven
hes too tall
climb on top
shes too old
momma got lov'n
everybody got a little
mess to mop


sallys friend
she's so clever
triple chins
and cockeyed clocks
she can't win
never never
LOVES A FRIEND
it don't take stock

jack so nice
dumb as feathers
he's got lice
no hair on top
roll that dice
pull THAT lever
love so blind it got at the bus stop

she too hot
cool that muffin
hes too white
tan that hide
shes smokes pot
better than nothi'n
everybody got a little
bomb to drop


nancys teeth
big as pillows
white and clean
hard as rock
her man steve
he's her fellow
love don't pay to clean up shop

robert's head
shaped like an onion
goes to bed
cry and sob
but sally loves that spicy fungion
love don't care just ready to rock



thin and bald
wax and fold him
shes to dumb
better than numb
he don't call
chain em in the dungeon
everybody got a little
fatal flaw

shes too wide
good place to hide
he's too sharp
dull is dry
she's too fried
dip her in a little corn bread stuffing
cause everybody got a little reason to lie

she's too fat
better for cudl'n
he's too proud
pop that cloud
she's too flat
momma got lov'n
every body gota take the plate to bat

He's too gay
i'd agree with that one
she's on crack
and that one too
TAMMY FAYE
whats your problem
love don't care it's just ready to rock

YES!!!!! This is fornicating brilliant!

Seps Seps Seps!

Rock n roll

B

Awesome! Fun, witty, we ought to have a blog posting fun potential verses for this! I think "mess to mop" should be last line, so here's my pitch:

Tammy Faye
Now there's a sinner
Cryin' tears that just won't stop
But love's the
perfect clean-up hitter
And everyone's got a little mess to mop.

i took out one of the little chorus or instrumental sections towards the end... hahahah.. ya we should

we could, someday, up another just for fun recording with everyones suggestions.. what ya think bjorn

Hell, yes :)

Never mind the restructure, give me seps and I'll fix it :)

B

AWESOME - just as I heard it in my head - Ezra, you're fornicatin BRILLIANT!!!! ok - you too Bjorn :)

oops.. my 2yr daughters walking around sining SHE SMOKES POT.. why did she pick up just that one! wife wants a sanitized version :)

I am Swedish, you can't shock me.

stand over here, let me hook up these electrodes B1.. let me know if you feel anything.

Ah Ezra.. you are brilliant!

oh bjorn, i was saying i liked the arraignment it was just that one swing section right after the break down i took out cause it lost traction and neded to go straight into the shouts again as it is here. cuts at 2:24 seps on the way up

No problem, I will administer a surgical cut :)

Billy: a slight tingling sensation in my nostrils

thanks guys, please convince my wife i'm brilliant hahah she's like "when your done playing with your little songs take out the damn trash looser!" jk

Mrs Ezra: Your husband is brilliant.

See hun.. look look!!

That's a lovely dress you're wearing Mrs Ezra and yup, your husband is BRILLIANT!!!
Now take out the trash Ezra

hahahhahah.. after all that she bowed, kissed my feet ans said i would never have to touch the trash again! hahah

Well, now we know who's smokin' pot... ;-)

That's odd Bjorn.. I didn't hook them up to your nose.

This song is another Kompoz favorite of mine!

Hell yeah... why not give the brass a kick soon here. Interested? I love the track.