I'm in the market for a woman and I am searching far and wide
Up the east coast down the west wherever the good ones hide
I need a girl that can keep me warm at night
One that I can wrap my arms around and hold so tight
A girl that wont stay mad at me just because she thinks she's right
I tried my best on Craig's list but I think over did my ad
I advertised with naked pictures of the best girls that I'd ever had
Ooooh I guess that was bad...
I want a woman that wont mind if I watch football with the guys on Monday nights
One that likes to bring us chips and beer and then just get's the hell out of sight
I need a girl that has a very tiny waist
A luscious curvy body and an oh so pretty face
A girl that waits for me at night in high heels and lace
A double U Oh Em A N with moving parts like barbie that just likes to bend
A pretty little Gee I Are L with a little spark of hell oh wont you send
Her my way... Send her my way
Send her my way
Send her my way
I absolutely want a woman can't you see I need a woman wont you please just help me find one today
The last one she just up and left and when she did she shook her head with nothing to say
She said that she was speechless after what she saw
All I did was kiss her sister it was her that told her Maw
Just a french kiss between family last I knew was not against the law
A double U Oh Em A N with moving parts like barbie that just likes to bend
A pretty little Gee I Are L with a little spark of hell oh wont you send
Her my way... Send her my way
oh double U Oh Em A N with moving parts like barbie that just likes to bend
A pretty little Gee I Are L with a little spark of hell oh wont you send
Her my way... Send her my way, Send her my way