Verse 1:
I had a conversation
With the voices in my head.
I don?t want to bore you
With everything they said.
They were very diplomatic.
But they all agreed.
This relationship?s not healthy.
You?re just not what I need.
Chorus:
I stated my position.
I came to your defense.
I should have been a lawyer.
I think they were impressed.
Verse 2:
It might have been the livestock.
It might have been the noise.
It might have been the screaming
That got the neighbors so annoyed.
The incident in question
Was really overblown.
What we do in private
Is no one?s business but our own.
Chorus:
I stated my position.
I came to your defense.
I should have been a lawyer.
I think they were impressed.
Verse 3:
Anyway they voted.
I won?t keep you in suspense.
We were both acquitted.
Justice wins again!
We got off with a warning,
I think that?s pretty fair.
They took away the handcuffs.
We?ll buy another pair.
Chorus:
I stated my position.
I came to your defense.
I should have been a lawyer.
I think they were impressed.