Pick up that phone or camera of any kind. Say "merry Christmas kompoz (kompozers", or "kompozairans," or whatever) from _you and your city or country_ ". Please, use your favorite language.

KTV was always meant to be for you and about you. So, mail it to me in any format. Its that simple.

legendarytexan@gmail.com

Act now, or within the week. We're in the editing stage.

It feels like rejection when your project doesn't attract collaborators.Thats because it is.This has to be one of the biggest challenges kompoz has faced. If a project doesn't get attention when its fresh, it's likely to become irrelevant forever.

If a project were a debutante and she didn't get invited to the prom dance, she's doomed to be a spinster . It's pretty cruel, but the all boys are worried she won't put out. They're worried they'll get rejected, so they search for a popular girl whose a well know slut and swoop in, even if she isn't as pretty. 

Some of us dress them up with sign's around their necks that say "everyone is welcome," but still no one takes the bait. Even though all the boys are looking for a sure thing, they naturally avoid the pitiful girls with facial tatoos that say " I'm a whore." Lets face it. Men are pigs. They'd rather get in line with they're buds on a gang bang or jump into some disgusting orgy of insest than end up spending precious time with some new girl, while there buds are all having fun together. 

I coach all my debutantes before I present them. I've sent out a few with special instructions to openly maserbate with one hand and flip everybody off with the other. I'd rather be the one to destroy their future. It's just so sad and I'm too proud to leave my new girls fate in the hands of strangers. It's funny how so many boys like her, though none of them would go so far as to be seen with her, one on one.

Then they're the private rooms. No one knows really what goes on there, but I know a lot of them are role playing a fantasy of some sort, in the form of a cover tune by some childhood favorites. Sure, they're probably breaking some copywrite law, but what consenting adults do in the privacy of their own rooms is no one elses business. Then again, the private rooms are also a good place to grow a lasting monogamous relationship in the form of an album. 

When you see two guitars players go private with no drummer, no bass player, no singer . . .We all know whats thats about. I once did it in public. I have no shame. I was only prusuing a curiosity and I'll admit I was relieved when it didn't work out. I know sometimes it does and I salute them . I don't judge. There's nothing wrong with it. 

And before you call me out, these dudes I'm hanging out with are wingmen. It's just another clever tactic. 

My advice to the new guy is for the betterment of everyone. Don't stand around playing pocket pool. It's ok if you like to watch, but I'm willing to bet you rather be getting some action. Jump in. There's enough here to meet all your desires . 

I am currently writing a book I will call Memoirs of the Great Blackout of 2011. Through research and numerous interviews, I'm finding it was a time for most people to reflect on the things they take for granted. Other affected kompozarians took advantage of the time to reestablish long neglected relationships with spouses and offspring. I fully expect we'll see a spike in births at hospitals around the world in 9 months, with an estimated 25% of these children to be named Raf. 

 Sadly, some were forced to deal with the harsh reality that their loved ones had long since moved on and their neglected pets had died. Had it not been for the actions of the Red Cross at various locations established throughout the world to deal with the crisis, suicide rates would certainly have decimated the membership. 

 In the United States FEMA aided in the suffering by providing collaborations with any and every nutjob they could find. However, the offering of alteratives such as Indabadoo resulted resulted in a coordinated attempt by the kompoz membership to berate and humiliate Queen Latifa and other board board members. One such member found the confrontation to be therapeutic and possibly "life saving." 

 Looting was an issue in many places, but to the surprise of the National Guard it was isolated and minimal.  

 I encourage all of you to read my book and relish the personal stories of individuals and their brave success at surviving the crisis. Feel free to contact me if you'd like to share your own experience. 

Almost Everybody Has Had Some 

July 24th, 20011

 Rawlings Wy - Many years have passed since the release of Van Halen's album Women and Children First, the third from the pioneers of the So. Cal. music scene; time enough for a select sub-group of the Van Halen fan club to complete their research on the topic of the single Everybody Wants Some!!. "We've polled everyone who was of consenting age at the time of the singles release and with the exception of a guy name Herbert Hastankock from Albany New York and oddly enough, Rick Perry the Governor of Texas, everybody has had some." Said researcher team leader Thomas Pinth-Garnell, who told reporters he brought the study to a close with little doubt the two remaining "pitiful losers" would ever actually get any. "We consider our research to be scientific with a plus/minus margin of ten. There are ten of us on the research team and we didn't want to skew the results on the risk of someone lying so that they could avoid being classed with Hastankock and Perry." Thomas admitted witnessing two of the team members getting some from each other the day before the results were revealed, but decided to exclude the act as an attempt to legitimize the research as scientific. 

KTV episode 4 is in its final production stages. In the meantime, have some Swing Time. 

This is Dez, Lonnie and Bjorn at the Stockholm Showdown performing a Swing Time. When this collaboration took place on kompoz, who would have known they'd be performing it together someday. 

Stolen from VocalRun the covert Okla-homey via Facebook.