Why is it that I want my guitar to burn into flames whenever I play? I just want it to fucking explode from shred. I always try to play faster but yet it doesn't happen. Someday guitar. Someday....

Rub gunpowder on your hands before you play!

I'm gonna give that a try.

Maybe try a signal splitter. Route one to your amp/processing, and just plug the other into a wall socket.

Then play in the shower.

You should be in business...

Al.

lol That might do it!