Y'all, have NO idea how hard it is to come up with Cheese puns.....I really wanted to lace this song with them, bit in the end, only came up with 2 of them...The Feta(p) one, and the ever reliable Camembert revival.

Sorry to disappoint your aspirations. :(

 Now...hmm...what could I have missed?

Don't asiago. He doesn'tknow jack about cheese. Don't get me started... you may have created a munster.

Call Rick. Ricotta have some ideas if he would whey in on the subject. 

Or should I just let it brie?

Well, I'll b Edam ed . I never thought of those...ha..created a Munster.. :)