If you've been around Kompoz for a while, you've probably encountered the "This track could not be encoded for online playback..." recording when previewing a track.  This happens occasionally (less frequently now that we have a new encoder) when a WAV file with an un-recognized codec is uploaded.  That very unprofessional voice in the recording is me, and it dates back to the very first days of Kompoz.  I had always intended to re-record it, but never did.

There are two other recordings that can be heard when 1) a track file cannot be found (sometimes happens when it is deleted just before you go to preview it), and 2) when the file is queued for encoding, but has not yet been processed.  The three recordings can be heard here:

1. Could not be encoded
2. Currently being encoded
3. File not found

We need your help.  We're asking that you talented Kompozers come up with a better, more professional, or more fun version of each of the above.  Maybe with a vocoder.  Maybe with some cool background music.  Maybe with an annoyingly catchy chime like the "Intel Inside" thing.  No rules here.