You can't do business sitting on your ass,
Rodolfo Maximiliano Sarzo Lavieille Grande Ruiz Payret y Chaumont (affectionately know as "Rudy Sarzo") - Bass loops in 44.1 KHz, 16 bits mono:
Lonnie - Real Vocals and Lyrics
Bjorn - Real Guitars, fake Horns, fake Drums and Rudy Loop Arrangement
Billy - Real Slide Geetar and Guitar Boogie
Sven-Martin - Real Saxophones
All of the above except Rodolfo: Arrangement
No real basses were harmed during the production of this song.
Trivia: This song has 11 guitar tracks. Carry on.
Conceptual description by co-director Lonnie "Hitchcock" Wilson:
We're in a band of washouts. You've been supporting your various habits for many years playing local "Rock" venues. You know how to turn it up to eleven, you know how to dress and strut like a rock star, but there's very little else you know. About business, about life, about music in general. You are just starting to realize that the music industry is more about fashion than it is about music, but it's several years too late. You look pretty comical in the spandex pants and the thinning hair grown to the middle of the back. If only we could get a good director to make us look hip we could cash in and not have to sell our mopeds to make the rent.
Specifics: Loud. Rock Star theatrics. Raise your eyebrow, scowl at the camera and don't worry about whether the notes are right.