I'm sorry... but...I just can't help but laugh at these things. It's just another "phone"...with yet another addition. What twat would buy something like this ? Along with their electric pencil sharpeners, mine detectors, GPS nav, MP3 players, radios, cameras, video cameras - and that new applicaton that tells you which bicycle is best suited to your goldfish.... "phones" just ain't what they used to be. I bet the phone's crap as well. Hmmmmph !!! Someone's bound to come up with the concept of JUST a phone. LOL !!!

ahh cmon rab..havent you allways wanted a phone you could bend and twist?..:)

NO. There's may other things in this world that bend and twist in more interesting ways than this "device". It's just a wannabe that will never get to where it wants to be... Call it perpetual electronic denial - and an invention for crazy people with nothing better to do with their time. Hmmmmph !!! (again).

The best one is this new phone with an incorporated electric shaver. After one shaves, he can use the phone part of the device to send his facial hair to friends.

Honest to god, my wife the other day excitedly showed me how her iPhone can function as a Zippo Lighter. Except that you can't light a cigarette with it.

well guys cant you get this thing as an only music device and enjoy its features?....or the mere word "phone" put you all in atack mode? :DD

Lonnie... that's the one that's meant to encourage you not to smoke. The bendy phone's just the same - but it can be re-flashed to light cigars (apparently).

The word "phone" is a bad word when it applies to cell phones. They are trying to make up for the fact that half the world still does not have cell service available. People need something to do with their phone if they can't call anyone.

Will someone please invent reliable cell phone service first?

its already invented i think, only you'll need to let em hook up a dangerous to health wawering antenna near your sweet home

When the nose speaks...people listen!

All hail "The Great Nose".

you two guys are lucky im a nose of few words :D

"reliable" cell phone service?
exactly how long ago was it that NO ONE had a cell phone. While I curse more than most when they don't work, even in places where they should. Isn't it just a bit astonishing that anything like it even exists at all.
Ha! why I can talk to my daughter in China while I'm being driven through the woods of New Hampshire and there's NO lag time even noticeable.
As bad as the service is (and it's really bad in some places).. they really are just a bit amazing aren't they? In fact, if you didn't like them so much, you wouldn't give a damn that the service sucks.
Will someone please invent reliable cell phone service?

When I say "reliable", I mean having cell service at all. I cannot a use cell phone at or near my home. I have to go to a populated place to do that. Perhaps New Hampshire or China.

That is sort of why I always have to laugh when I hear about some new iPhone app, Blueberry, or Blacktooth gizmo that is absolutely worthless without cell service. That is probably why there is no place to buy an iPhone here. People spend their money on beer and guns instead.

There's a piano player here that has chord charts to every song on his iPhone and it will transpose as well...WTF!

To get drunk and shoot their cell phones?

no to get drunk and go hunting blacktooth women..

What about a notooth woman?

we do have alot of those roaming around here..im sure some probably migrated to nc too..

A few in my back yard right now.....lock n' load!

I blew my life's saving trying to market a phone on a lighter. I'd be a rich man if I had thought to make it WiFi enabled.

ok. I have a few words to say, and meanwhile I will make a lovely cup of cappuchino with my phone.

Reliable cell phone service can be found anywhere in Sweden. The house next to mine is for sale.

And. You have all misunderstood the concept of the cell phone. It is a fashion accessory, NOT a device meant to be used for anything practical.

Now, of course, all this is subject to evaluation by the Mighty Nose before needing to be taken seriously.

Guns seem so much safer when you've had a few beers. If (God forbid) some guy shows up to your party with a Jeff Gordon cap on, you'd probably be too drunk to be able to shoot him. He would probably not admit to being a Mac user or drinking light beer, but we all know how those people are. He probably owns an iPod, an iPhone, and an iLighter and has one of those Blacktooth things. Darned hippies.

I'm normally pretty rebellious but, I'm seriously developing a nostril fetish.





The Nose is Mighty. The Nose Knows.

On the subject of hippies, there is now a psychedelic phone. It has spinning optical illusions and smells faintly of hash from Morocco. It also has hairy armpits as an add-on. It comes in white and is called the iRabbit™. Alan© Jackson® - needless to say - has two, but the manufacturer is a well-kept secret. I can now reveal that it is in fact made by the Canary Nose Beer And Water Polo Complany Ltd.

Bjorn, Hello. My name is Jon. I am slightly middle aged and live in the Eastern United States. It's way past my bedtime, and I'm sure a bit past yours. Have you super powers of sustain, or is it too light out to sleep in the Northern Countries. And if so what the F*CK kind of coffee are you drinking, you have no right to be that clever so early. I'm off to bed, goodnight, I'll be dreaming of hash and hairy armpitz.

Hi Jon,
When I made the comment it was around 3:30. I do not usually wake up at that time :). I spike my coffee with amphetamine and superglue.

Ok Jon. You called him out. It's time someone asked the obvious question. Is Bjorn just one Swede? I think they totally blew it by getting cute at 3 am.

The team is working hard to come up with a snappy answer to that. Meanwhile, we play some music:

Featuring Nosetradamous, the Canarian canary.

Darling... oh dear.

Yes yes that is all well and good, but can you play the accordion on your PHONE?

I can't play the accordion on my accordion.

But I can play annoying ring tones on my Phone in meetings as an excuse to excuse myself from said meetings. That's a marvelous invention you can use even when you have no service.

Excuse me, I need to take this call...

guys you are lucky ppl to have a non working cell phone area.....apart from non radiated bodies, you'd probably got your sons,and every kid around not dealing with a damn cell phone from too early ages like here ,using those shity devices that were only made for take our money and wash our brains even better than before...now all you get down on your knees and pray,pray

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