My bacon has a first name, it's bacon.

btw: I need more enthusiasm for the bacon lovers on the voicemail. . you like bacon or not? Say it with pride.

A pig has just been slaughtered in my back yard here, I am not sure I will ever eat bacon again. I am sorry.

Hmmm.

http://www.supertouchart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/bacon-bra-01.jpg

Sid
You got issues man :)
At first I didn't even know what I was looking at. At First I was like..... how does this relate to the conversation?

All I know is that I had scrambled eggs and toast this morning, and I could have really used some bacon. Seeing this blog made me angry. Thanks. :)

And Steve... that was a shameless self promotion for Sid to sell his newest modeling photos. Be nice, he's just trying to make it. :)

Poor Sid :(

I prefer my bacon without nitrates. but the USDA has ruled that bacon without nitrates cannot be called "bacon" So it is usually labeled "Pork Strips".. and are very tasty.. but not applicable to this discussion.

Pork strips for just about anyone...oh I thought you were talking about Pork Butte, she works at a club in town......

@ Sid, have you seen the thongggggg?????????

The bacon bra is better than the red dress Steve wears. Why? Well, duh, it's made of bacon.

The bacon thong? That'th what we're waiting for. I can't wait to hear people thing the bacon thong.

LMAO

@Thid, Pork Butte wears the bacon thong while thinging The Bacon thong for the throngs in Thingapore

P.S. she sizzles

How many times do I have to say that the particular shade of "red" that Steve prefers is referred to as PINK! Are you all color-blind? Hmmmmmm.

The pig in my back yard is still dead, I just checked.

@ Bjorn, BBQ time?

I strongly suspect there will be a char-broil afternoon. I have plenty of beer so just bring instruments and a smile :)

I once watched a friend slaughter a pig with a foot-long knife, heard its incredibly-human screams, watched the neighborhood dogs gather to drink the blood pooled in the dust, then happily ate a huge amount of pork and rice not less than two hours later. Bacon is that good.

Bjorn is the pig dead now?

How bout now?

I'm confused after reading the comments above. Did I agree to wear a bacon thong? How do I always end up in this crap

I'm thinking short bus Steve...

And Bjorn, I am positive that YOU wanted to see Steve in a Pink dress about a year ago, but Steve prefers Red.... Butt I am just hoping whatever color, it's not so short as to see that bacon thong. I really think Steve still wears the bacon briefs..

Oh and I just noticed this bit of Irony.. I just did a vocal for a member here.. his name.. "CrispyBacon501"...... WTF is that about?


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This one is gonna make me famous. What A&R man can resist the aroma?

Thanks for playing along folks.

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OMG! MR. BACON HEAD! That is so KEWL. Imagine if you were made of bacon and could lick yourself and always taste bacon. I bet the spikes keep the lions away.