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Hines57   commented 2 months ago


I am still a little baffled by this chicken story...someday you will have to explain to me how things work over there:)

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


perfect Thomas .... you have the groove baby. Thank you. The story is about my ex sister in Law who lived in California and kept chickens for their eggs .......

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


she lived in a shack in the mountains above san bernadino

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


A cyote got into the chicken run and killed all the chickens apart from one (the sole surviving chicken was called 'Clucky')

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


Sortly after they moved down from the mountains to Redlands (in the valley) - and they took the surviving chicken (Clucky) with them

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


one strange thing was ..... that after the cyote killed all her sister chickens .... she never layed eggs ever again ... not even when they moved back down to the valley

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


My ex sister in law thought that, because of this, Clucky was a lesbian chicken (yeah try and work that one out)

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


checking the chicken coup one morning (in Redlands) - clucky had dissapeared ...... just a flurry of feathers left behind ....... no one knows what happened to her

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Hines57   commented 1mo+29dy ago


OK, that was the part I was missing....the connection between the coyote attack, the harrowing escape of "Clucky", and the lucky birds sexual orientation:) It is all crystal clear now!!! The ex sister in law is the key!! As for Clucky, she was no doubt abducted by Aliens in a flurry of feathers in the end.

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


oh yes ... and here in the UK we call the male of the species a 'cock' (same thing as a rooster I suppose)

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


the noise a cock makes in UK English is "cock-a-doodle-doooo" - I know it is quite different in different languages In Portuguese it says cocoricó. In Chinese, roosters say wo-wo-wo. In German they say kikeriki. In Korean it's kkokkiyo. Arabic-speaking roosters say SiyaaH. And in Spanish, roosters say quiquiriquí.

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ElGallito   commented 2 months ago


quiquiriquí Yes, that is correct. That is how we Spanish chickens do it ;)

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DocDaFunk   commented 2 months ago


cocorocó : portuguese Cocorico : FRANCE!!!! GO France YEAH!!

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DocDaFunk   commented 2 months ago


My bad seems like the portuguese use ''cocorico'' too (with cocoroco as in Brazil) the educated ones i guess

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Redfish   commented 2 months ago


Can you upload your seps please Thomas?

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Hines57   commented 1mo+29dy ago


I have uploaded. As always, fun stuff my friend!! Kompoz is a great place to record, but also a fantastic learning resource for aspiring ornithologist and linguist!! DocDaFunk is in da Chikin' Hut!!! Watch out!!!

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Redfish   commented 1mo+29dy ago


he's another cunning linguist

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Hines57   commented 1mo+29dy ago


Ha, he is indeed!!

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DocDaFunk   commented 1mo+29dy ago


No my mom told me it's how u get diseases