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Herbert the Hipster Hamster Harmer Uploaded 1mo+25dy ago by Calderon



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Calderon   commented 1mo+25dy ago


Hello. My name is Herbert, and I am a Hamster Harmer. My problem started when I was a child. I used to pull worms out of the earth, when they were scared of the rain vibrations, and I would feed them to the dogs. And it grew from there. Catching mice and giving them to the cat to play with, so I could see their frightened little eyes. Eventually, I moved onto hamsters. I recorded all of the events. Here are some of my hamster-harm poems: Repetition [Jack Ellison 2020 - https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/repetition_1299246 ] Repetition can surely drive us insane. Music for nature programs, same old same. Wanna smash the TV, stab my sweet wee kitty, Do all kinds of insane acts, set my hamster aflame . This one is called What happens when we die [Frances Pastique 2021 - https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/what_happens_when_we_die_-they_are_not_all_like_this_1322336 ] Twiddle, Twoodle, You're old hamster is now a noodle. And finally Cheese-Eating Grin [Lamar Cole 2020 - https://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cheese-eating-grin ] The cat had a cheese-eating grin. He had just eaten his best friend. Harley the hamster was now gone. Something about eating Harley seemed so wrong. But Harley made a tasty meal. Harley looked so sad when he was killed.

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Calderon   commented 1mo+25dy ago


Voice is generated using MS Edge read aloud option.

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Redfish   commented 1mo+25dy ago


haha ...... is this based on a real life cat story Caldy?

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Calderon   commented 1mo+25dy ago


No hamsters were harmed in the making of this story.

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minime   commented 1mo+25dy ago


Really cool ! Hamster Harm Poems ! Great idea and i like the overall concept ! Good work Sir !

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Redfish   commented 1mo+25dy ago


Maybe we should do a podcast on deviant humans

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minime   commented 1mo+25dy ago


As a niche .........why not ! BUT !!! I have an idea too inspired by the Lyrics here ! A Video Podcast Special ! Script ! Hamster aflame .! Waiting - Waiting - Camera on the Hamster .......the rest .......Waiting just a bit more ! Hamster is now a Noodle ! A lifestream Podcast thingy .........so worldwide and stuff with commercial partners alike BBC - National Geographic -Amnesty International - Catholic Church - Some cool influencer from Instagram ! Just Brainstorming !

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Calderon   commented 1mo+25dy ago


Lol

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EllenDXY   commented 1mo+24dy ago


lol. Grazy stuff :D

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Redfish   commented 1mo+24dy ago


(I like animals ... so I'm not really like-ing the premeditated, intentional animal harming thing ..... but .... anyway .... I'm a hippocrite too .... I eat meat) Q. How do you make a dog go Meeow? A. Put it in a freezer for a week - then slice it with a chain saw ...... meeeeeooooooow Q. How do you make a cat go 'Wooof' A. Pour petrol over it and put a match to it

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minime   commented 1mo+24dy ago


That s not funny Tony !!! It is not funny because the cat and the dog get not reborn as something cool ! My Tip - Yogurt and Doorknob ! Two typical examples as what a cat and dog can be reborn eventually with a higher statistic chance !

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Redfish   commented 1mo+24dy ago


hmmmmm ....... a dog reincarnated as a lamp post ... and a cat as a mouse maybe My Car-ma just ran over my dogma

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Calderon   commented 1mo+18dy ago


Found this interesting hamster harmer from the 50's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tdiKTSdE9Y

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GalHornstein   commented 1mo+18dy ago


Surprisingly interesting and educating! Thanks Caldy.

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Redfish   commented 1mo+18dy ago


wow thats so cool Caldy ..I just thought that this was just an urban legend .... classic!

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Calderon   commented 1mo+18dy ago


I can't believe how lucid he is at 102. Guy's a living legend. (Assuming he is still alive...)

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Redfish   commented 1mo+18dy ago


The Wikepedia pages normally are quite good at updating death dates .... and there is none for James Lovelock ... so I suppose he is still very much with us .... amazing character https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Lovelock

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Calderon   commented 1mo+18dy ago


A bloody amazing dude. I have full admiration for the guy.

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GalHornstein   commented 1mo+18dy ago


It turns out that microwave radiation is good for your health

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Redfish   commented 1mo+18dy ago


yes - I microwave my dick every day

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minime   commented 1mo+18dy ago


SERVICE ! For people who have now the need to get that picture out of the head again as soon as possible after reading Reds comment above ! Watch ! It helps ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHKfrz65KSU

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GalHornstein   commented 1mo+18dy ago


Redfish   commented 54 minutes ago yes - I microwave my dick every day ?? The spotted or the other one?

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Redfish   commented 1mo+18dy ago


ohhhh it has to be spotted dick ...... great with custard too

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minime   commented 1mo+18dy ago


It was the combination of Dick and Microwave ! Now again .........must watch more cat videos because i can see it right now again what would happen then !

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minime   commented 1mo+18dy ago


The Original Microwave ! https://waldorfmusic.com/en/hardware-archive/microwave And Yes it is good for the health and still sounds really cool !

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DocDaFunk   commented 1mo+18dy ago


Hehe awesome!!

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minime   commented 1mo+18dy ago


Hello Doc ! Nice to see you :-)

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DocDaFunk   commented 1mo+18dy ago


Hey mini my friend how are u doing?

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minime   commented 1mo+18dy ago


All is fine and i hope for you too !