Mykk / Mykk Freeman
8mo+16dy ago
Weirdness Wednesday:
when I was a kid, my father used to tell me a story about a "hypothetical" girlfriend he had named Modene Gunch. so I wrote this song to go with his story.
She Ain't that Bad (The Story of Modene Gunch)
(sync included in times)
(:17)
I've got this ol gal who lives in shack
She ain't very pretty and has a crooked back
She has two eyes in the middle of her head
One stays blue and the other is red
I love this old gal and it makes me glad
She has me singing songs, She ain't that bad
(:43)
She wears her make-up wrong on her face
She's half-ass blind and it's in the wrong place
She has three hairs on the top of her head
Two of them are live while the other is dead
I need this old gal and it makes me sad
She don't have any friends, she Ain't that bad
(1:09)
I don't think she's bathed in over a week
She slurs and stutters when she's trying to speak
She has a big wart on the tip of her nose
She picks it all day, but that's how it goes
I want this ol' gal to live at my pad
Her shack burned down, she Ain't that bad
(1:36)
Guitar solo one
(2:02)
She Ain't that bad, my friend
she Ain't that bad
Let me tell ya that she ain't that bad
(2:15)
I've got this ol gal with holes in her shoes
Her clothes are tattered while she sings the blues
She has two teeth in the middle of her mouth
And one goes north while the other goes south
I love this old gal and it makes me mad
She can't chew her food, She ain't that bad
(2:41)
She has one arm that drags on the ground
Her nails scrape the road, It's an awful sound
This ol' gal of mine is quite the odd find
It would help things If I wasn't blind
She's the one for me, there's one thing to add
She looks like a hot mess, she Ain't that bad
(3:07)
Modene is her name and she spits when she talks
She has a bum leg and limps when she walks
She has six toes on the foot to the right
It is all curled up and what a ugly sight
But I love this gal, It makes me glad
She's a beauty to me, She Ain't that bad
(3:33)
Guitar solo 2
(4:00)
She Ain't so bad, my friend
she Ain't so bad
Let me tell ya that she ain't that bad
(4:13)
Harmonica and spoken)
Oh how i love this gal
she's the one for me
She may be a bit strange
but she's all mine
I always had a hunch
About my gal, Modene Gunch
(4:39)
Guitar solo until ending
Needing a vocalist for this, please. thank you.
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