Weirdness Wednesday: when I was a kid, my father used to tell me a story about a "hypothetical" girlfriend he had named Modene Gunch. so I wrote this song to go with his story. She Ain't that Bad (The Story of Modene Gunch) (sync included in times) (:17) I've got this ol gal who lives in shack She ain't very pretty and has a crooked back She has two eyes in the middle of her head One stays blue and the other is red I love this old gal and it makes me glad She has me singing songs, She ain't that bad (:43) She wears her make-up wrong on her face She's half-ass blind and it's in the wrong place She has three hairs on the top of her head Two of them are live while the other is dead I need this old gal and it makes me sad She don't have any friends, she Ain't that bad (1:09) I don't think she's bathed in over a week She slurs and stutters when she's trying to speak She has a big wart on the tip of her nose She picks it all day, but that's how it goes I want this ol' gal to live at my pad Her shack burned down, she Ain't that bad (1:36) Guitar solo one (2:02) She Ain't that bad, my friend she Ain't that bad Let me tell ya that she ain't that bad (2:15) I've got this ol gal with holes in her shoes Her clothes are tattered while she sings the blues She has two teeth in the middle of her mouth And one goes north while the other goes south I love this old gal and it makes me mad She can't chew her food, She ain't that bad (2:41) She has one arm that drags on the ground Her nails scrape the road, It's an awful sound This ol' gal of mine is quite the odd find It would help things If I wasn't blind She's the one for me, there's one thing to add She looks like a hot mess, she Ain't that bad (3:07) Modene is her name and she spits when she talks She has a bum leg and limps when she walks She has six toes on the foot to the right It is all curled up and what a ugly sight But I love this gal, It makes me glad She's a beauty to me, She Ain't that bad (3:33) Guitar solo 2 (4:00) She Ain't so bad, my friend she Ain't so bad Let me tell ya that she ain't that bad (4:13) Harmonica and spoken) Oh how i love this gal she's the one for me She may be a bit strange but she's all mine I always had a hunch About my gal, Modene Gunch (4:39) Guitar solo until ending Needing a vocalist for this, please. thank you.