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SimonW / Simon Wright 10 days ago
Anyone missing sport?! I actually wrote this light-hearted humorous lyric BEFORE Coronavirus but it seems all the more apt now. Open to ideas if anyone wants to work on it. I did get someone suggest to me that it would work well in a similar genre to Jarvis Cocker/Pulp but could be different treatments that could also work https://www.kompoz.com/music/collaboration/996905 Six out of every seven seconds (Verse 1) I read that men think about sex every seven seconds And I guess that it COULD be true But that would only leave six out of every seven seconds for me to think about you (Chorus) Football and rugby Snooker and tennis Who's going to win the Cup? Who'll score the first goal Or putt the ball in the hole When will that winning run stop? (Bridge) Yeah, sex is fine if you've got the time But footie's better, 'was that ball over the line?!' Yeah, sex is fine if you LIKE that kinda grind But don't let it take up too much space in your mind (Verse 2) Do other men think about sex every seven seconds? That's not something I could do Cos that would only leave six out of every seven seconds for me to think about you (Chorus) Football and rugby Snooker and tennis Who's going to win the Cup? Who'll score the first goal Or putt the ball in the hole When will that winning run stop? (Chorus) Football and rugby Snooker and tennis Who's going to win the Cup? Who'll score the first goal Or putt the ball in the hole When will that winning run stop? (Chorus) Football and rugby Snooker and tennis Who's going to win the Cup? Who'll score the first goal Or putt the ball in the hole When will that winning run stop? (Music starts to fade but then returns) (Outro) Women's beach volleyball, cleavage and sand It's not quite the Olympics viewing I'd planned But it will do until the boxing comes on Ooh, I can get the Brazilian pair at odds of two to one?! Football and rugby Snooker and tennis .... And beach volleyball Written by Simon Wright (February 2020)


     

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