A male Angler fish
So I can write a small sad ditty.
This is why I say male angler fish;
The human animation is hilarious! Why is that needed?!
Besides placing us in context, I guess it was to keep us watching ? :):):):):)
A lump of reproductive organs on call to fertilize eggs at the whim of the female... the story of my life...
.... the worst thing is ... that you dont even need men to fertilise eggs any more: 'synthetic' sperm
On the subject of crazy reproductive behaviours. https://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/new-species-marsupial-has-sex-until-it-dies/
I'll have the French tickler, please ! !
.....with the pork-rind cockring, too !!!!!
There's an ugly mo-fo !
The sloth or the koala .... they're slow and any movement looks like a pain in the arse ! :)
lemming on edge of cliff ...
Isn't this a myth, purported by the computer game?
Does it matter?
That could be the sadness. An animal nobody believes exists standing alone at the top of a cliff going "To leap or not to leap" How sad is that LOL
I guess there are no grounds for things being accurate here in the crazy gang compound. Haha. I'll keep this one in mind.
I did a slightly different take on this... :D
I imagine a sloth would get to the first line of a song and fall asleep
....and how sad is that ???????? :):)
How about a dung beetle with no poop to roll ?
How about a song called "Dumb dung beetle"
I like this. I also think there's a song in an overjoyed dung beetle with lots of dung to roll. Like a musical.
Come on, man! Roll that shyte !
The last Dodo ... waiting for someone to play musical chairs with
Aww, poor do-do
Hang on, it's Dodo, but I totally just said, do do.
and one of them is an electric chair ...
Actually that's what happened to the Dodos.. They were playing musical chairs in an updated, version of the game and were all burned to cinders except for doddery Dodo cos he was too slow Tragic
Poor doddery dodo.
Google the saddest animal and you will find the story of Arturo, a polar bear kept in a zoo in Argentina, cause that sounds like the best country to keep a polar bear in captivity.
Jimmy the Chimp
Tortoises on the dark side of the moon
I felt inspired by the suggestions here and I've uploaded three sketchy ideas, recorded live, without a click. Happy to develop these if anyone fancies, or we can leave them as is. ;)
Great work Mike .... love the 3 vignettes ..... cool stuff!
Whats happening over here??
This Group is the Crazy Gang ... anyone can join ...... read the group info
Thanks to you guys for throwing up wonderful ideas. Sometimes, we just need that little spark to write.
yep so true ...... its the collective madness that is the creative spark
" What is the saddest, most depressed animal you know? "
Personally knowing .........it would be the Olm !
I cant see
living in the dark caves of nevermore
I wanna be
a creature you would cuddle and adore
and call me 'cutie'
but no-one's heard about me
and if they do they say
"that thing gives me the creeps"
"give it rhinoplasty'
So I snuggle in the darkness of my cave
maybe muse away the hours beneath the candelabra
dreaming of another day when I am brave, and
listening to songs by Frank Sinatra
I do things
on a Sunday
on a Tuesday
Wednesday is a ground hog day and
Thursday I try to hide away
on a Friday
My way, my way
And Saturday is special for me
I choose to stay in my cave
and watch the football on TV