Redfish wrote:
Backdoor breeze
Better open a window
Bottom burp
Cheek flapper
Sound the Colonic Crumhorn
Doing the one-cheek sneak
Fragrant fuzzy
Free jacuzzi
Frequency Actuated Bottom Tremor
Im insane in the methane
Lingerer
One man jazz band
Sounds like a wompus cat
The dog did it
The Sound and the Fury
The toothless one speaks
If you are that embarrassed about it, you can always blame it on me.
I think "Frequency Actuated Bottom Tremor" should be changed to "Frequency Actuated Rear Tremor".
The acronym F.A.R.T.
I remember seeing a video about a guy who turned a fart into music. I found it.
It turned out to be a major seventh arpeggio in the key of B flat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk-5RVMerfI